I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
I HOPE YOU GET IT
i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
Every 18 minutes someone dies of suicide, every 40 seconds someone attempts to commit.
wanna write this on every bridge
this should be everywhere
it actually should..
gay waterbending
I will never not reblog this
The fiercest bender of them all
forever reblogging
DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA*winks back*
most action i’ve had in months
my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear
I have cramps.. it feels like satan is like killing people in my stomach
My arms from the beginning of 2011 to now. It’s not easy to stop this addiction. Especially when it becomes such a normal routine for you. But you can get though it. I promise things do get better eventually.
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg





